{"id":515,"date":"2010-05-10T12:15:16","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T10:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/?p=515"},"modified":"2010-05-10T22:46:39","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T20:46:39","slug":"efekt-cerveneho-nosu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/archives\/515","title":{"rendered":"Efekt \u010derven\u00e9ho nosu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8222;Teda, ta si dneska musela n\u011bco d\u00e1t,&#8220; oz\u00fdvalo se pr\u00fd u stol\u016f b\u011bhem stav\u011bn\u00ed m\u00e1je a <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.rvp.cz\/Sborovna\/8.SKC\/Akce_pro_d%c4%9bti_a_rodi%c4%8de\/%c4%8carod%c4%9bjnick%c3%a1_maturita\" target=\"_blank\">skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed \u010darod\u011bjnick\u00e9 maturity<\/a>. &#8222;Kdepak, to je zodpov\u011bdn\u00e1 matka. A takov\u00e1 je norm\u00e1ln\u011b. Takov\u00e9 my tu m\u00e1me\u00a0 ve \u0161kole profesion\u00e1ly,&#8220; oponoval n\u011bkdo dal\u0161\u00ed. &#8222;Fakt? To j\u00e1 bych si teda p\u0159ed t\u00edm n\u011bco d\u00e1t musela, abych se takhle rozjela.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 10px\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zsstraz.cz\/ostatni\/2009-10\/fotogalerie\/carodejnice\/carodejnice63.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"187\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8222;Hele, j\u00e1 t\u011b nepozn\u00e1vala,&#8220; konstatovala i v mailu po akci spolu\u010darod\u011bjnice. &#8222;Dod\u00e1\u0161 recept na ten tajn\u00fd povzbudiv\u00fd elix\u00edr?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tajn\u00fd recept je asi jen jeden. Opl\u00e1cat hlavu tu\u017eidlem, natup\u00edrovat vlasy, mocn\u011b je popr\u00e1\u0161it d\u011btsk\u00fdm pudrem, nasadit si nos. Ano, ten nos za to m\u016f\u017ee. Jste n\u011bk\u00fdm jin\u00fdm. Najednou si dovol\u00edte b\u00fdt bytost\u00ed prosto\u0159ekou. P\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1te ostatn\u00ed a <strong>hlavn\u011b sebe<\/strong> br\u00e1t v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1te, co v\u00e1m slina na jazyk p\u0159inese. Kon\u00e1te podle moment\u00e1ln\u00edho n\u00e1padu. A nikdo se na v\u00e1s nezlob\u00ed, ani kdy\u017e p\u0159i vychvalov\u00e1n\u00ed kade\u0159nick\u00e9ho sal\u00f3nu mocn\u011b zapr\u00e1\u0161\u00edte hlavou a oko\u0159en\u00edte tak stoluj\u00edc\u00edm t\u011b\u017ece z\u00edskan\u00e9 grilovan\u00e9 mas\u00ed\u010dko.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pro\u010d si asi klauni nasazuj\u00ed m\u00edsto nosu \u010dervenou kouli? Maj\u00ed to moooc dob\u0159e promy\u0161len\u00e9. A ob\u010das by to ne\u0161kodilo n\u00e1m v\u0161em ud\u011blat ze sebe bl\u00e1zny, uvolnit p\u0159etlak a nap\u011bt\u00ed a p\u0159estat p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let nad t\u00edm, co tomu \u0159eknou\u00a0 kolemjdouc\u00ed\u00a0 potencion\u00e1ln\u00ed rodi\u010de d\u011bt\u00ed \u0161kolou povinn\u00fdch.\u00a0 Sv\u011bt je tak alespo\u0148 na chv\u00edli jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">PS: Sta\u010d\u00ed i pouh\u00e9 dv\u011b hodinky. M\u00e1m to vyzkou\u0161eno. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nPS2: P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, jestli si \u010derven\u00fd nos nepo\u0159\u00eddit jako trvalou pracovn\u00ed v\u00fdstroj. Tenhle s bradavic\u00ed je na b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 no\u0161en\u00ed stra\u0161n\u011b nepraktick\u00fd. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Teda, ta si dneska musela n\u011bco d\u00e1t,&#8220; oz\u00fdvalo se pr\u00fd u stol\u016f b\u011bhem stav\u011bn\u00ed m\u00e1je a skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed \u010darod\u011bjnick\u00e9 maturity. &#8222;Kdepak, to je zodpov\u011bdn\u00e1 matka. A takov\u00e1 je norm\u00e1ln\u011b. Takov\u00e9 my tu m\u00e1me\u00a0 ve \u0161kole profesion\u00e1ly,&#8220; oponoval n\u011bkdo dal\u0161\u00ed. &#8222;Fakt? To j\u00e1 bych si teda p\u0159ed t\u00edm n\u011bco d\u00e1t musela, abych se takhle rozjela.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[779],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zase-po-skole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.rvp.cz\/poskole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}